Order of the Dragonfish Handbook, Part 1
by Cpt. Piddlewash
Uncommon Shore Fish
In thee sacred trust I be bestowin’ our knowledge. Ne’er afore hath sailor nor wench set down in pen the secrets o’ Sosaria fishing. Tis only by the will o’ the Order of the Dragonfish that I do.
Tis now up to you to protect this knowledge and earn the trust o’ the Order. This knowledge can make you wealthy. Guard it well.
- Bluegill sunfish:
- Be wary o’ these bluegills, they be a bit snooty but they be tastin’ great on a cracker.
- Brook trout:
- These be found in brooks mostly, but sometimes streams, ponds, creeks, rivers, inlets, fords, and occasionally puddles.
- Green catfish:
- Don’t let the green colour scare ye away, it be delicious! Folks what eat them say they make yer eyes turn green.
- Kokanee salmon:
- I named this’n fer me favourite aunt in hopes that she would leave me her ship. Then she left it to her boyfriend so I changed it to Kokanee.
- Pike:
- This fresh water fish be lookin’ a bit like their ocean cousin the barracuda. But don’ be fooled, they bite!
- Pumpkinseed Sunfish:
- Found in rivers and other shallow waters, this fish be so named because it be first caught by me friend, Pumpkinseed Smith.
- Rainbow trout:
- These trout be colored a bit like rainbow salmon but they’re not, they’re trout.
- Redbelly bream:
- The secret ta catchin’ these particular bream is to be fishin’ near the shores.
- Smallmouth bass:
- ‘Tis believed that this fish is uncommon simply because it be a picky eater.
- Uncommon shiner:
- This fish is not to be confused with the common shiner. The uncommon shiner tastes way better.
- Walleye:
- This be a tricky devil ’cause he can see ye coming. ‘Tis best to fish fer them at night or to be wearin’ a worm costume.
- Yellow perch:
- Ye can sometimes see these swimmin’ near rocks and such. They can be easy ta spot cause they be yellow somewhere on thar body.
