Order of the Dragonfish Handbook, Part 3
by Cpt. Piddlewash
Uncommon Dungeon Fish
In thee sacred trust I be bestowin’ our knowledge. Ne’er afore hath sailor nor wench set down in pen the secrets o’ Sosaria fishing. Tis only by the will o’ the Order of the Dragonfish that I do.
Tis now up to you to protect this knowledge and earn the trust o’ the Order. This knowledge can make you wealthy. Guard it well.
- Crag snapper:
- Crag snapper be fine eating. Just mind yer fingers.
- Cutthroat trout:
- This dungeon menace ’tis the very one that gave rise to the ol’ saying, ‘Ne’er take a bath in dungeon water.’
- Darkfish:
- Ye find this fish in underground rivers and lakes. But only dark underground rivers and lakes.
- Demon trout:
- Beware, this big devil comes out of the water spicy.
- Drakefish:
- The smaller cousin o’ the dragonfish, this beauty be much easier to catch and thus more commonly used in cooking.
- Dungeon chub:
- This be the only subterranean member o’ the chub family.
- Grim cisco:
- This fish is sought for medicinal purpose. They say it be the best cure for hysteria.
- Infernal tuna:
- This fish be deadly poisonous unless ye cook it in butter with a bit o’ thyme and serve it with ale.
- Lurker fish:
- These fish like to hide up under corpses floating in underground rivers.
- Orc bass:
- If ye be ever chased by orcs, throw one down and keep runnin! Ever since I started tellin’ folks this, I been sellin more orc bass.
- Snaggletooth bass:
- This dungeon lurker be resemblin’ a large mouth bass excepting it be having huge jagged teeth.
- Tormented pike:
- This pike be hunted by every monster in Sosaria except for a few.